AHW

Why did the hobo cross the road ... to get to the jerk's house ...

Knock knock ... the hobo

What do you call a cow with no legs ... ground beef

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bath room... because the p is silent

What is  the biggest jewel in the world... A baseball diamond

Jen was murdered in a circular house who did it ...
The mom who was making diner...
The made who was cleaning in the corners of the house...
The dad who was watching TV...
Or The boy who was sharpening his pocket knife...
 
Who is your best friend at school?... Your princi-pal!

Why was 6 afraid of 7... 7 8 9

What do you call a gorilla wearing earmuffs?
Anything you like, it can't hear you!

Who's there?... Peas. Peas who?... Peas open the door and let me in.

Where is the best place to park a dog?... In a barking lot.

Why does Peter Pan always fly?... Because he can 'Neverland'. 

What do you call a fake noodle?...  An Impasta

What do you call a sleeping bull?... A bulldozer!

Why did the bee get married?...  Becase he found his honey

What do you call a sleeping dinosaur?... A dino-snore! 

 
you shot me but I am not a bullet, you can throw me but you cant catch me, and I am not a ball.
 -------> An arrow <--------

You are in a box and you can't get out and all you have is a table and a mirror. What do you do?
Look in to the mirror, see what you saw, take out the saw, cut the table in half, one half and one half equals and hole and get out.

Knock Knock... The police!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Where did little sally go win the nuke hit... every where



This is the end of my jokes I hope you liked them tell me more jokes in the comets and I will put them up on another post.

By Nolan G.